More sexual jokes... (8)

1 Name: Fabien : 2007-07-07 19:29 ID:GD6JKtHq [Del]

"SNL, a digital short" has been updated.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3596285/4/
(Chapter 4 ain't that great, but ch 5 and 6 are pretty good.)

2 Name: starlightSkyS!!wBsiaAFm : 2007-07-07 19:55 ID:g2mzg6MP [Del]

>Fate leaned forward, seeing the chance to pick on her best friend. "You know, Nanoha, sperm is mostly composed of sugar."

Does it really? ;;

>Nanoha fell back on her butt, eyes wide. "My girl lost her virginity at age eleven..."

OH SHI-

>while Fate-chan looked like she’s just made love with Nanoha 30 times non-stop

Rated E for EVERYONE.

>“Yagami-taichou? Were you and Yuuno-san out on a date as well?”

Erio. I can only hope for your future ;D

>"Caro-chan!" Nanoha called out as she ran over to the girl and wrapped her in a tight hug. "My little girl!"

"Mommy? Mommy what's wrong?" Caro hugged her awkwardly. "Why are you crying?"
"It's a lie right? Tell me it's a lie!"
The Death God returns.

>As Yuuno and Hayate came into view Nanoha slowly stood up and shot him a death glare. "Yuu...no...-kun..."

The GODZILLA returns.

...and I won't spoil the story for you. But I agree with Fabien. Satashi is a god of Fanfictions.

3 Name: CrimsonDX : 2007-07-07 23:16 ID:SE3Bw+ye [Del]

my favorite part was the Hayate/Yuuno parts. I really dig that pairing ^_^

4 Name: Fabien : 2007-07-08 05:13 ID:GD6JKtHq [Del]

A seventh chapter was released, with an off-topic info:

"Chapter 7 of my “6th Division: Reminisce” story was just updated with over 9,000 words of new content and was re-written to be more satisfying."

5 Name: CrimsonDX : 2007-07-08 11:57 ID:SE3Bw+ye [Del]

>>4
sweet!!!! goes to read

6 Name: Fabien : 2007-07-08 13:00 ID:GD6JKtHq [Del]

>>2

> Does it really? ;;

It does contains fructose:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen#Composition_of_human_semen

7 Name: SLB : 2007-07-08 22:24 ID:ajjEcBa6 [Del]

Fructose is the sweetest naturally occurring sugar, and it may or may not make you fat.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-08 22:48 ID:9H9pnrdX [Del]

Well it's not making Nanoha fat apparently lol

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